Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Month End

Glad to inform that our monthly exercise has started from last week itself. The activities like Having good ride in Volvo in early morning("Sorry seeing others having a nice ride while i'm on my Nataraja"). As I Have got a Awesome hike after 2+ years of service("dying") in this great Organization i usually have 5 course meals("nly consisting of water")
One fine day I got surprise in my inbox from our HR, it was my pay-slip, I have never heard and saw a thing like that in my tenure in this Org. It was mail of dream("nightmare")saying my company is debted to me for FIVE digit figure. I just pinched myself and for my surprise it was not an illusion.
I afraid to be happy, so I jotted I nice mail to our HR to reveal the secret behind the FIVE figure. But they didnt b'coz thats their trade secret. I just built a nice huge villa of dreams with that FIVE figures. Next month the blow came in the form of next pay slip, our illusionists sitting at Head Office called HR has vanished the FIVE digit figure from the slip. Oh great...!!!
immediately wrote to the Illussionists and got a call from 044+ telling they succeeded in their illusion and my eyes are to get tested more importantly dont see any day dreams, its very bad to your mental health.
I thanked them for waking me up and for a nice entertainment.
For us the month starts at middle of the actual month, we cant tell our mother earth to change Her routine and wait for our monthly lottery.
I end a month and start the new month with my monthly plan of slimming course designed by company. The course includes following :
1) You dont have to pay to BMTC and cabs to reach your client, reduce ur extra fat accumulated in you by having a brisk walk of 5+ kms(oneway) in morning.
In evening if u searched ur wallet for some hidden coins and found something with which you can pay BMTC need not repeat the morning exercise.
2) This is the period when your intake should be minimal, so don't got to any Sagar's at noon, have plenty of water and never skip any tea/coffee at office.

Even though the height/weight proportion is on negative also you must perform these tasks(its the routine).
While writing this i felt some warmth in my stomach, just poured some H2O into it to get it cooled.
Lot more fun waiting.......Remembering the words of one of our most able President and Visionary........U know it right.

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