Muthalali Chanka Chaka...... Got Lottery

At last waiting half a month and making me a blogger the MONTHLY BUMBER is credited to my dusty account as there was no transactions for long.
In morning I was drafting a new mail to Our Illuassionist giving the famous dialog of yesteryears great action hero Mr. Jayan
" We are not beggars....if you again call me beggers I will pull out your Tongue...."
Kept in draft for evening, logged in lto account 2 times and it didnt surprised.
Employers Good Time didnt came that time, it was only after 5 the Rahu and Gulikakalam over 4 them and The Bumber lottery got credited......
Before it came the ways were already set where that has to flow.........

My employer made me a Blogger

MY first blog came out, the black hand behind it was my employer. The great firm have pushed me to the extreme to do this ultimate SIN.
I planned to write directly to our "Illusionist",drafted but dont wanted to send raw. Then I dusted an Old account created on Blogger and did copy/paste to that.Thats how I got into this world, then send to our illusionist.
They would have laughed at it and as to any other mails, no replys

Continued.....

I myself have become a company having a personal banker, my banker credits my monthend expences without any fail......
This month is also the same, he never complains a calm and cool guy not at all like a typical banker.
Its wiered to be a begging for smthin which we are entitled to get.
These times we have to think of the nice song for these situations...in 3 IDIOTS
JAB liFE hO oUT oFF CONTROL Hotom kO Kar kE Gol
HoTom Ko kAr Ke gOl Seetee BaJake Bol
All IS WELL

Month End

Glad to inform that our monthly exercise has started from last week itself. The activities like Having good ride in Volvo in early morning("Sorry seeing others having a nice ride while i'm on my Nataraja"). As I Have got a Awesome hike after 2+ years of service("dying") in this great Organization i usually have 5 course meals("nly consisting of water")
One fine day I got surprise in my inbox from our HR, it was my pay-slip, I have never heard and saw a thing like that in my tenure in this Org. It was mail of dream("nightmare")saying my company is debted to me for FIVE digit figure. I just pinched myself and for my surprise it was not an illusion.
I afraid to be happy, so I jotted I nice mail to our HR to reveal the secret behind the FIVE figure. But they didnt b'coz thats their trade secret. I just built a nice huge villa of dreams with that FIVE figures. Next month the blow came in the form of next pay slip, our illusionists sitting at Head Office called HR has vanished the FIVE digit figure from the slip. Oh great...!!!
immediately wrote to the Illussionists and got a call from 044+ telling they succeeded in their illusion and my eyes are to get tested more importantly dont see any day dreams, its very bad to your mental health.
I thanked them for waking me up and for a nice entertainment.
For us the month starts at middle of the actual month, we cant tell our mother earth to change Her routine and wait for our monthly lottery.
I end a month and start the new month with my monthly plan of slimming course designed by company. The course includes following :
1) You dont have to pay to BMTC and cabs to reach your client, reduce ur extra fat accumulated in you by having a brisk walk of 5+ kms(oneway) in morning.
In evening if u searched ur wallet for some hidden coins and found something with which you can pay BMTC need not repeat the morning exercise.
2) This is the period when your intake should be minimal, so don't got to any Sagar's at noon, have plenty of water and never skip any tea/coffee at office.

Even though the height/weight proportion is on negative also you must perform these tasks(its the routine).
While writing this i felt some warmth in my stomach, just poured some H2O into it to get it cooled.
Lot more fun waiting.......Remembering the words of one of our most able President and Visionary........U know it right.